The Northman Review

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1. Bloodless? Were you watching a PG version? It was brutal!!

2. Too Many Vikings 7.8 out of 10.

3. Ok but why is the valkyrie wearing braces???? Why can't I find answers anywhere??

4. We went to Everything Everywhere all at once today, & are looking forward to either Northman or Massive Talent next weekend. Great month for movies!

5. 8 of 10 is about right for the score but the review itself is very poor. 2/10. The guy sounds like he didn't see the movie and is reading something written in crayon by some pretentious clown.

6. 2 out of 10. Sorry.

7. It's really weird to see IGN review a Robert Eggers movie…

8. IGN reviews are meaningless.

9. IGN 8/10 Vikings too white

10. This films need to full x rated to be enjoyable fully….bloodless violence is meaningless

11. Most boring film I’ve seen in a long time. The collective relief at the cinema when it finally ended was not surprising as it was at least an hour to long…

12. This movie looks really bad to me. Way to artsy and, in a movie about Vikings, no one actually looks like a viking.

13. No afro-vikings? 8 of 10.

14. Made the reviewer confront his soyness seems to be my take away

15. I’m still surprised that they got Bjork to be in this.

16. Braveheart on steroids,
    Robert Eggers jawdropping madterpiece.
    Ultimate cineamatic experience.

17. What’s with the braces ???

18. Oh no! Does a story based on a famous tragic stage play end up being a tragedy, too? Go figure….

19. how was this straightforward

20. It's crazy that a movie has to be filled with gore and nudity to score higher

21. Soooo… The lion king?

22. was it not woke enough for you to give it a 8?

23. His first two movies were incredible

24. ‘This movie wasn’t done the way we wanted – 8/10’

25. This guy is pretentious af. BENT BENT BENT 😂

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